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THIS DAY, 27 FEBRUARY, THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2021

AUSTRALIA

GO ON – HAVE A DIG

A historical rape case has landed in the Scummo Government’s lap like a dead seagull ridden with maggots.

It has caused lots of eeeping noises.

It comes at a time when the LNP had felt the news cycle had run its course and the electorate was now bored with what allegedly happened to Ms Higgins and two other women.

Scummo even created three committees and a serious document explaining why no-one should rape anyone in the Federal Rape Dungeon (formerly known as Parliament House) – no, not even after beaut LNP piss-ups when the male staff get to know the female staff – in the Biblical sense – by filling them with tequila and dragging them off to a Federal Minister’s couch.

The media failed to question why such committees and documents were necessary, since rape has been against the law for a long time.

Happily, the Federal Council of Rape-Enablers (formerly known as Parliament) has risen for a fortnight – so the filthy communists and trade union Shortenists will not be able to harangue Scummo from the Green seats.

WAR KAREN UPDATE

Our beloved War Karen has recovered from her conniption and episode of vapours and has been released from hospital. She will know be able to give her fat little toe sausages a nice coat of red war lacquer before once again waddling into the Federal Council of Rape-Enablers to explain why she didn’t think it important to inform Scummo a woman alleged she had been raped on her couch.

The Chinese government immediately issued the following statement: “Oh very good. Fat Lady feel better. We feel better too. Everybody feel better now.”

THE PLAGUE

Perturbed by the endless allegations of rape, Scummo’s government regrets it is behind schedule with the Anti-Plague injections, as it searches for qualified doctors who will endeavour not to inject old people with too much Anti-Plague.

And once the private company employed by Scummo to mainline Anti-Plague into people stops tossing out ruined doses of Anti-Plague inadvertently stored in an esky, the search will go on.

DEAD RIP-OFF MERCHANT’S FOOT FOUND

Melissa Caddick, rip-off merchant and caring jewellery collector, has caused one of her feet to be found on a beach. She was not attached to the foot, which surprised the police, which always likes the feet it finds to be attached to legs. Officers have always found it hard to masturbate to extremities, and the Police union has issued a statement demanding more automatic weapons be issued to the police, since they find it easy to masturbate to those.

THE WORLD

ISRAELIS TEST PATIENCE

A missile has been fired at an Israeli owned ship, the MV Helios Ray aka Patience. The missile just went through the ship and fell into the ocean with a splash. Nothing else happened. Yet.

BUSINESS AS USUAL

POTUS Biden has bombed militia in East Syria, and will bomb more stuff very soon. It is what we have all been missing very much.

MOTORCYCLES

The world waits with baited breath to see how Rossi makes yellow work with Petronas’ baby-sick green MotoGP colours.

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Boris Mihailovic

Boris is a writer who has contributed to many magazines and websites over the years, edited a couple of those things as well, and written a few books. But his most important contribution is pissing people off. He feels this is his calling in life and something he takes seriously. He also enjoys whiskey, whisky and the way girls dance on tables. And riding motorcycles. He's pretty keen on that, too.

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