So Christian’s good. His mate Greg Cunt…erm, Hunt said so. Greg does not quite understand why anyone could even get upset over this. It’s not like Christian used taxpayer money to not sue the ABC, is it?
The issue, if there even is an issue, is that no-one knows whose money it was. Christian says he doesn’t. And why should we poor people not believe him on the instant? Why would he lie to us?
That money could be from Christian’s mum. It could be from Vladimir Putin. It could be from Christian’s old high school. It could be From Rupert Murdoch. It could be from China. It could be from John Barilaro’s Air BnB. It could be from a bunch of hot rich chicks who feel sorry for Christian. It could be from a Nigerian prince who digs how Christian rolls.
We just don’t know.
And let’s face it. It’s none of our fucken business.
That is why we don’t know. And we need to stop asking.
The fuck is wrong with us? How dare we raise our filthy snouts from our labours and question our betters?
Move on, serfs. Back to the fields and the Plague lest we taste the lash!
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Boris is a writer who has contributed to many magazines and websites over the years, edited a couple of those things as well, and written a few books. But his most important contribution is pissing people off. He feels this is his calling in life and something he takes seriously. He also enjoys whiskey, whisky and the way girls dance on tables. And riding motorcycles. He's pretty keen on that, too.