Lynette was sitting at the dining table while I made concerted efforts to remove the visor of a new helmet I have received in order to fit a Pinlock insert to it.
She watched me in silence for a while, then when I finally decided to read the instructions, she said:
“Do you ever listen to yourself? What the fuck? Seriously? I’m expecting you to throw whatever it is through the window any second. It’s all:
‘What the fuck is this? Why the fuck is it doing that? What the fuck does that do? Why can’t I get this cunt in? Who the fuck made this? What dire cunt thought this was a fucking good idea? Why won’t this cunt go back in? The fuck is fucking going on fucken here?’
“And then it’s:
‘Fuck you, you fucken stupid fucking cunt! Go and get fucked, you fuck! Fucken complex fucken cunt of a fucken cunt! It’s fucken 2020, you cunt! Act like it!’ “
“And then you get it to work and it’s like: ‘Check it out, baby! How fucken good is this!?”
I looked into her beautiful eyes and said: “Is there a point you wish to make?”
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